You might be a child of the 80's if:

"Poltergeist" totally freaked you out.
(Girls) You owned a pair of Pixie Boots, generally worn with leg warmers.
Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco were the ultimate gaming systems to own.
Four-square was THE playground game.
Guys: You remember when a guy piercing his ear was radical to the max, but did it anyhow.
If you ever said "I pity the fool".
Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.
One word: Izod.
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language. (I'm just a Bill...)
The Dark Crystal is still one of your favorite movies.
You actually know who "Jesse's girl" is.
You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'
You could have got away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it.
You could break dance, or wish you could.
You freaked out a little when you realized you fall into the "26-50" category of most surveys.
You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
You HAD to have your MTV or could remember when MTV actually played videos.
You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
You have ever called 867-5309.
You just had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J. R. " or know someone who did.
You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear glass collections from Pizza Hut.
You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black.

and last but not least:
Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee.

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